Say My Name: GIANFORTE

A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error.”  Dennis Miller

Five minutes of browsing through Greg Gianforte’s Facebook and Twitter pictures will leave you with a few thoughts: he can’t draw a crowd, genuinely smiling is difficult and what is with that name 9742772_G[1]tag?  You would think that a millionaire running for the most important job in the State of Montana, and someone who’s been at this for a while would have earned automatic recognition by now.  And if that’s what you thought, you would be wrong.  You can count on two things at every ‘event’: his forced smile and a name tag.

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Just me and all this hay, but I know who I am.  I have this name tag to tell me.  We have people coming today, right?

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Yes, I am Greg Gianforte.  My sign and snazzy name tag tell me so.


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I like boats, cannons, and most of all, I like name tags.


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Great crowd today!  As you can see by my name tag, I’m Greg Gianforte.


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I’m Greg Gianforte and this is Greg Gianforte’s truck.  I smile better when I’m with my truck.


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Why am I here and why did I wear my name tag?  I feel really uncomfortable….


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Aaron, are they laughing at me and my name tag?  I’m not sure what they just said.  I still feel really uncomfortable….


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Best day to wear my name tag ever!!!  Did I mention that I’m Greg Gianforte?


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I know they can’t see me!  But dang it, the name tag makes me feel more confident!


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Maybe I should get shirts to go with my name tag.  Donald has shirts.  Maybe I should pay people to show up too, hmmmmm….


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That’s some beard, but not worthy of a forced smile.  If you say my name you can have my ice cream, it’s right here on my name tag.


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GIANFORTE!  YOU’RE GOSH DARN RIGHT!


TGTJ

‘Maybe all men got one big soul ever’body’s a part of.’

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